Things I’d be doing than this…

Hmm… there are tons! In no particular order, except for the first one!!

- Singing in a band that plays heavy metal, grunge, and other my kinda music

- Be there for mom when she feels alone

- Be there to keep Dad off his depressive vents!

- Be there for Thatha and Ammamma when they miss me

- Be there for Ro when she really needs me the most

- Debate about whether the chicken or the egg came out first

- Talk out a feminist

- Give old people company in their constant banters

- Umpire a cricket game of 4th standard kids

- Teach a lotta people lotta things that they start looking up to me as their guru!

- Study the Vedas

- Use the computer keyboard to create a symphony

- Be a broadway actor

- Sing an opera

- Be the choir master of a bunch of acapella singers

- Wonder the meaning of life

- Writing articles and reviews and other forms of criticisms

- Make really cool gadgets

- Write jokes

- Write poems

- Soak in the sun after a tiring swim

- Wear a Hawaiian shirt, straighten my hair and hang around with pretty females all day long

- Pray- Stalk a hot available female

- Photograph the subtle intricacies of life like the patterns in leaves, the cloud patterns, etc.

- Make music

- Start rapping

- Swear out loud in a crowd with them following me

- Topple the Government

- Shoot at dummies [no, I don't like to shoot at anything that moves :-D ]

- Create a blog that has over a million hits a day

- Have Bill Gates’ money

- Play a comedy role in a movie

- Get drunk- Smoke a ciggie

- Paint, sketch and doodle

- Love a person

- Have a live-in relationship

Addendum: 24 Feb 2006

- Almost forgot: Thanks for reminding dude! Play comp games over a blazingly fast Internet connection!


About RR
A Senior Product Manager at Amazon, a musician, a gadget-freak, a committed geek, an artist, a babbler, a cook, a proud Tbird

16 Responses to Things I’d be doing than this…

  1. sid says:

    hmm … how drunk were ya when u wrote this ..!!! ?????? ;-)

  2. sukhi says:

    “- Talk out a feminist”
    curious, did u mean take out, or out talk, or did u combine both? :-P

    “Have Bill Gates’ money”

    ROFL.

  3. Guru Panguji says:

    @ Sukhi: Hehehe! Man, you can read minds ;-) !
    @ Sid: Wassssup? I was completely in my senses, although quite bored :-D !

  4. Guess says:

    Wats acapella???!!!!

  5. Guess says:

    Oh yeah!!!Quite 4got.Study Vedas???!!!

  6. Guru Panguji says:

    @ Guess: A’capella is the style of singing by a group where in you don’t use any instruments, but use only vocals as part of the accompaniment.

    There are many good groups in this category! Colgate Thirteen, Rockapella! You get a dose of it by the boy bands trying to act like singers as well, but honestly they suck!!

  7. Guru Panguji says:

    @ Sukhi: Hehehe! ;-) !

  8. wantonurges says:

    - Stalk a hot available female… Now thats worthwhile

  9. Guru Panguji says:

    @ wantonurges: Heehee!! yeah… I thought so too ;-) ! So finally into the mood to comment eh :-D !!

  10. D says:

    Hey pangs,u did stalk som1…….But guess thats an xperience thats gonna stalk u 4 life…Ha….Ha…..

  11. Guru Panguji says:

    @D: Just to correct misconceptions that might be raised. No, I DID NOT STALK ANYONE… :-D !! And that experience is not gonna haunt me or stalk me :-D !! How are ya feeling after that fall of urs?

  12. D says:

    Pangs,u realize u r contradicting thyself??If u did not stalk any1 how com u r talking of “that xperience”….He….he…
    As 4 d fall just grateful dat the floors did not cave in.

  13. Guru Panguji says:

    @D: No yaar. See, i’d rather be stalking a hot female that doing what I was right then!! So no contradiction, and I am not talking about any experience, but would rather _have_ that experience :-D !!

    Heehee! Yeah, the floor saved a tremor :-D !

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