List of different types of shit
June 7, 2006 21 Comments
*WARNING* This might be gross to some. Hilarious to some… 
!! Read at your own risk. But, boy o boy this is one comprehensive list. Kudos to the people who came up with it.. I got it as an email forward today 
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THE LIST OF DIFFERENT TYPE OF SHIT [Tatti]
Ghost shit
The kind where you feel the shit come out, but there is no shit in the toilet.Clean shit
The kind where you shit it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.Wet shit
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won’t ruin them with a stain.Second Wave shit
This happens when you’re done shit-ing and you’ve pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to shit some more.Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-shit
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.Gassy shit
It’s so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.Drinker shit
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.Lincoln Log shit
The kind of shit that is so huge you\\\’re afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.Corn shit
Self-explanatory.Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-shit shit
The kind where you want to shit but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.Spinal Tap shit
That’s where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.Wet Cheeks shit (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.Liquid shit
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.Mexican shit
It smells so bad your nose burns.The Surprise shit
You’re not even at the toilet because you are sure you’re about to fart, but oops…….a shit!!!The Dangling shit
This shit refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done shit-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
ROFLMAO!!
Pretty shitty, this post of yours!!
Pretty much!! But, I found it hilarious at the same time
!! I loved the fact that people actually have taken time to list and categorize the various types of shit!
Oh and this is kinda one of the topics that I usually have discussions about with my bumchums, altho they quite abhor the very mention of the same
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We should be quite comfortable with discussing the topic of SHIT! I mean, comon your parents and my parents actually cleaned it off us when we were quite young didn’t they? And I am sure that once people get married and have their kids, they’d do the same too… Yes, the nappies have done a tremendous job of shrouding the inevitable, packaging it another way if you will.., but still it doesn’t change the fact that you, me everyone would be handling SHIT. Might as well know about it. Yes, some of them are “exception” cases
! But, hey… a little “more” knowledge never harmed anyone. Unless someone has a counter example!
Lol…yes…i did find the whole idea very hillarious!!
And thanks for reminding me that i’ll have to deal with some real shit once i have my own kids…this info should greatly help me as it will a great many who will read this post…:P
Maybe someone might get inspired enough to invent some kinda self-butt cleaning nappies to make things easier!!:P
Haha, yeah that reminds me of Crow Bar – Crow Diapers that we invented during college for a Mad Ads competition
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Maybe, who knows!! All ze best with ur endeavor
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Hilarious! I have tears rolling down my cheeks at the end of this one!
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Forwards like this add so much spice to the mundane everyday routine of answering nature’s call
i agree i had the same thing LMAO
LOL!! Yeah, but don’t go thinking about this everytime you answer the call. We’ll have to start another one…
Laughing shit
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When you shit while you laugh and the output is equal to the amount of air taken in with every breath
hmm .. wonder who forwarded it to ya ..???
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Of course ze one and only Sidheart Nair
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ROFL LMAO HAHAHAHHAA GOD U PPZ COME UP WID THE MOST RANDOM THINGS EVA~~!
Hmmm… good for us and you ain’t it
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Wao, the shitty shit story solves a little broblem for me. Now I know it is neither a race nor gender thing. Every one every once in a while experiences different types of shit. How conforting!!!!
Next time, don’t 4get 2 mention the omlet-type, the kind that spreads never sinks and gives in to no amount of flushing. How about thr Log-roll type, the one that spins, sinks, and, like a submarine, reserfaces after flushing, or that is a kind typical to black skinned folks only.
It is a wonderful world of shit we live, isn’t it!!!
Ok ok ok. The list also lacks the one where u feel like not leaving the pit latrine ooh sori the toilet. After yeilding the one that was say near, U feel like there could be some more en u spend extra minutes thinking that after ur done, U COULD BE MORE CONFORTABLE.
A we discussing sh*t. Puuu, sh*t
haha this is funny because we have all been there before with every one of these shits, lol.
This is such a croc of “shit!”
I first saw this shit list on the internet back in 1992. Yes, I was on the internet before the Web protocol was even around. This list was on a FTP site back then. Anyways, still very funny.
I would like to add the following shit:
Men in Black-shit:
Where you shit it out, but it’s not in the toilet nor any marks on the paper, and you ask yourself: “Did I actually shit?”
Clean shit
lol. Thats real shit
This is old but still funny. It went around in the 90s originally.
Amazing consider how important shit is and how essential shitting is for life as they say, shit does help things grow.
my buddy posted a link to this on my fb page, thought this was hilarious! thanks 4 the laugh! those drinkers shits r what i call MOURNING shits lol
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