*Email forward and absolutely hilarious!!

Here are ten pointers to people who are using orkut ;-)!

ONE
If you’re ugly, stop acting like you don’t know it. The captions under you picture that says “top model pose”, “sexy bitch”, “arnt i hot” doesn’t convince anyone.

TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You’re stupid. Go play in traffic.

THREE
Don’t ever post pictures and say “OMG, I’m so ugly”, “OMG,I’m so fat”, because if you were, you wouldn’t post them.

FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don’t try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you’re still retarded.
[Hahaha now that was really funny]!!

FIVE
Making 20 bulletins a day about how you hate other people b/c yoUR not on their top 8. who really cares, i mean get over it!

SIX
Who really gives a crap if I don’t accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don’t send me another request or message asking “what’s up with you not adding me?” I don’t want you as a friend; that’s what’s up!

SEVEN
Little 12 year olds who have Orkut and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.

EIGHT
If you have decided to read this, you are a true Orkut Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.

NINE
I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people’s brains

TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like “repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,” IT’S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!! THOSE R REALLY STUPID!

Ya gotta agree that was funny ;-)!!

19 responses

  1. prestidigitator Avatar

    excellent excellent stuff! :-))

  2. Ms.Imperfect Avatar

    ROFLMAO =))

  3. Guru Panguji Avatar

    Amen!!

  4. mannequin Avatar
    mannequin

    Lol.. i got forwaded tat a million times already.. so its kinda lost its funnyness

  5. Guru Panguji Avatar

    Yup, that risk is always there I guess :-D!

  6. Alex Avatar

    “Go play in traffic.”

    bahahahahah

    now anybody want to invite me to orkut?

  7. Guru Panguji Avatar

    Just pass your email id dude… I can prolly get ya invited, as I myself am blocked from accessing orkut in office :-(!!

  8. Guru Panguji Avatar

    Btw, same Alex as in Wanton Urges’ blog?

    Anyhoo, welcome m8!! First comment here. And yeah… I have been over @ Mindless. It’s good, really good, some of your posts ;-)!! The latest being “Sixth Sense”!

  9. Alex Avatar

    Haha thanks for popping by! I moved from WordPress.com, so yeah same Alex šŸ˜› And as per your request I’ll make a post detailing my moving experience! So watch out for that…

    send the invite to: karpus [atbob] gmail [dotter] com

  10. Guru Panguji Avatar

    Wokey!! Wil do that and will be looking out for the post on the moving process!!

    Ciao dude, coz I gotta run for the bus now :-D!!

  11. Guru Panguji Avatar

    And yup, have sent out that request. Expect someone to invite you on orkut soon!! l8r m8!

  12. sidzofrenia Avatar

    ya .. got that one already :)!

  13. Guru Panguji Avatar

    Awesome!! Alex you must have got that request by now ;-)!

  14. Alex Avatar

    nope šŸ™

  15. Guru Panguji Avatar

    Hmmm… I wonder why? Will check it up and let ya know. You should get it under 2 days!! :-)!!

  16. sidzofrenia Avatar

    dude..!!! f****** awesome pad ya’ve got fa urself … compare this to the sty u had bac here in balgalooroo … love the glasses and ur room .. and the duckie *sigh* .. wtf did i jus say !!! ;)!

  17. Guru Panguji Avatar

    Yup!! ;-)!! But, then the sty was damn comfy dude!! You’ve NO idea as to how comfy and homely that was. Now, it kinda sucks to be in such an awesome pad all alone ;-)!!

    Btw, I cooked y’day!! I made rice, palak paneer, mushroom+tomato curry, raitha and curd. Bought some ginger pickle from an asian shop as well. The dinner was kinda really tasty!!

    Today, planning on something else. Cooking takes up some time ;-)!! Hence the reason :-)!!

  18. Sukhi Avatar

    “EIGHT
    If you have decided to read this, you are a true Orkut Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.”

    rofl.

    And Ten, spot on.
    those *bozos* who have nothing better to send than
    “orkut’s deleting all inactive profiles, send this to everyone on your list or your profile get deleted!”

    I could shoot each one of them. heck, I could even do it good enuf to make it worthy of a tarantino movie. except that i’d probably need a hefty supply of shotgun ammo

  19. Guru Panguji Avatar

    Amen!! We can even get PS to use the new cam he mite get to make a movie outta it!! :-)!

    Btw, Love Tarantino ;-)!

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